THE BUTTON
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What?
It's a showcase of some brand new technology: buttons. They're screen items you can click. This particular button counts how many times you clicked it, and includes a function to calculate your level of button -clickingness.
Why?
I wated to make this because I felt like it. I was inspired by online button-clicking websites such as Cookie Clicker, and patient increases in roles like featured in puginarug.